Create-A-Caption: The Ten Commandments

02.27.13 |
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You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

Moses didn’t usually take curtain calls but the crowd was going crazy!

  • Jeff Heise

    “Pssst! Wait ’til later to tell him that’s a stick he’s holding and not a rifle!”

  • Jim Smith

    Behold the power of the Lord: Through Him all things are made possible.

  • Frankenshep

    Where the heck did those sheep disappear to this time?

  • sam

    When I was fishing I caught a fish this big!

  • vlbpt

    What? Go back?!

  • vlbpt

    Yeah! That’s right! I tol’ all y’all He’d do it! We bad….

  • vlbpt

    Y’all think this was somethin’? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

  • vlbpt

    Wha’dya mean, Jehovah? You said turn left at the big rock! Now what?

  • vlbpt

    I dunno. Beats me. Last time I was here it was only 3′ deep.

  • vlbpt

    Lord…. You got a helluva sense of humor. This ain’t even close to funny!

  • vlbpt

    What’s that you say, Aaron? Maybe He’ll what? Make the water part? Whatta you been smokin’?

  • captainmarvel

    I’m trying, OK!

  • http://www.facebook.com/whatever41 Cynthia LaRochelle

    Single file. single file!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1201008348 Bryan Ruffin

    Oh, man! I just happened to think….I forgot to put on my anti-pesperant!

  • Wayne P.

    Listen up, any last minute prayer requests? Dont step on the bottom-feeders…theyre Gods creation too! Egyptians or those who walk or swim like one cause they lost their chariot are OK to trample underfoot, but no hitching allowed by any Israelite stragglers…now, ready set and off you go into the (not so) deep blue sea and forget the devil (or the creek), got it?

  • BernardS

    STOP ! In the name of LOVE !

  • frankiedc

    Mr. DeMille, please put that thing back into your pants. If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, I am not interested!!!!!

  • Baz

    NRA members, repeat after me- In my cold dead hand!

  • Blair Kramer

    WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TOSS A RAZOR UP HERE? THIS BEARD IS VERY ITCHY!

  • HENRY OTTINGER

    Hey GOD. I’l sorry I dropped the 3rd tablet with the 11-15 commandments.

  • Hammer76

    And ah one, and ah two, and ah …

  • mike j

    hurry up hurry up, weathers changing, and we’re all going to get wet. hurry up get across.

  • jimmy g

    The doorway to freedom is framed with muskets.Charlton

  • Steven Dane

    I am fully clean! I am Zestfully clean!

  • King Peanut

    I thought I used the deodorant NOT the spray on starch!

  • C.J. Gelfand

    HELLLLLP!

  • TJ

    SHAZAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Phyl

    Surf’s up!!

  • William Sommerwerck

    “Another miracle… The first anti-perspirant that doesn’t leave a messy white powder!”

  • Twistie

    Pizza for everyone!

  • Me

    Did I lock the door of the hut?!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Gaffney/1450547336 Matt Gaffney

    Time Out.

  • Van42

    God! It feels good to get out of that little cubbyhole under the stairs and stretch… I wonder how long it’s been?

  • hupto

    “Don’t give up, people! There’s gotta be oil around here SOMEWHERE!!”

  • Esquire

    I don’t mean to brag, but . . .

  • cher

    theres nothing like a cool breeze from the ocean to dry your pits.

  • ECP

    Watch. All it takes is five minutes, and the gray is gone.

  • Eskimo264

    Available only to beleivers.

  • stringsaver

    I wish I’d bought the fast drying deodorant!

  • Abe

    Ya see, I told ya didn’t I ?

  • flimfilmman

    Strike me dead! I dare you!

  • Frank

    IT’S MARCH MADNESS1

  • Brian D. Beaubien

    “Behold, His Sleight of Hand!!”

  • ILMer

    My headache is gone! God told me to take two tablets and call him in the morning!

  • MovieLovingBookworm

    No! Really! It was THIS big. . . .

  • Tjjones

    Touchdown!!!

  • John Yeazel

    What da ya think! I bought this right off the rack. The leather wrist bands and the staff are matching accessories they threw in as part of the deal. What a steal! I cut a pretty imposing figure. Don’t you think?

  • Dixie Eagle

    One of the Top 5 all time GREATEST Epice Movies ever Filmed.It Might be the top one But there were alot of them filmed in the Late 1950′s&1960′s When these movies were made thye had a allsar cast. I mean at least five or more of the top stars of that pierod would star in these Epices. They will never be Movies or Great Epices ever again.It is ashame Hollywood just does not get it. In this dat and time.

    • John

      No disrespect to Dixie. However, she commented on how great an epic this movie is.That’s fine.But she was supposed to write a caption matching the above picture from the movie. A caption, not a comment. Tha’s all. Thanks.

  • bitsnbytes

    All right, I KNOW I told the cleaners I wanted NO STARCH on this robe!!!

  • Cecil B.

    Look! 40 years in the desert and my underarm deodorant is still working!

  • WAW

    LET’S GO SAINTS! WE NEED A TOUCHDOWN!

  • nivlac

    My underarm deodorant has broken down causing all this smoke – I should never wear a blanket while in the hot desert!

  • faithful

    i believe in the bible & god & this is just one of my favorit’s!!!!!!!!

  • TA from PA

    I’m the king of the world!!

  • ken

    I Bring you the word of the LORD, let there be PEACE amongst all of you people

  • Jimster

    Friends, Romans, Country….What? Wrong movie? Oh, shoot!

  • manster

    i love you this much

  • J

    Should have tried the dry stick deodorant!

  • aldanoli

    If parting the sea is outlawed, only the damn, dirty apes will be able to part the sea!

  • Hord 1951

    “Let the water be parted! Hydrogen on one side, oxygen on the other!?!”

  • jumbybird

    SAFE!

  • Chett

    All together now, one, two, three…

  • Imabeliever

    What, this painting doesn’t belong in the Sistine Chaple? It looks good to me!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1808657606 Robert Jones

    It was this big!

  • http://www.facebook.com/carl.eakins Carl Eakins

    It’s two, two, two mints in one!

  • Post Age Due

    I’ve told you once, I’ve told you twice, I don’t have “The Ten Commandments” on me yet and be careful with that laser scanner, dag-gone DHS!

  • Dan

    Amen, Jim! Gotta be serious on this one……. The Lord shall reign for ever and ever Ex 15:18

  • http://www.facebook.com/abiel.moore Abiel Garry Moore

    Trust in the Lord and He will deliver you

  • graychek

    GOD is awesome!!

  • JCarr

    I love you this much Lord!

  • Rolf Darbo

    No, NO, NO…Mr. DeMille wants me in a close-up for this take.

  • mic

    You think that was good.Ya better hold on to shorts for this one.!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sandy.roerish Sandy Cliff Roerish

    Powerful movie!!!

  • Craftyhoot

    I love you thiiiiiiiis much!!!!

  • King Peanut

    What’dya mean you caught a fish that big? When did you ever go fishin’?

  • Cnamooe

    I warned all of you

    • Moosie

      I warned you all”OLD SPICE” will never let you down! So let it be written….

  • Penny Joy

    He Spoke and the winds and the waves obeyed

  • ariel

    Kowabunga, surf’s up!

  • Benny

    Yes! one of my favorite movies out there.I need to purchase for my grandchildren.

  • Marc B

    Ta Da!

  • awestdawn1

    I hate it when Zipporah washes my robe but forgets to put it in the dryer

  • A.Noid

    The 15… er NO 10 commandments!

  • daddyson4

    missed getting the a new job by this much

  • Bill

    When I split the sea, the fish that I found was this big!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mike.gruteke Mike Gruteke

    Hey, Everyone Up and Listen, I’m Just The Messenger

  • J. Horan

    Oh my gosh! It’s One Direction!

  • Mike

    ALL YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET… BABY GIRL!!!

  • J. Horan

    I gasped, completely gobsmacked… “No Way!”

  • funnyface

    Stand still and see the salvation of Jehovah

  • Mike48128

    I need a new bathrobe. This one is 100 years old.

  • Mike48128

    Oy! I need to stretch! Sitting through this 3 1/2 movie is just too much for me!

  • Doc

    Open Sesame!

  • Tizzy

    Behold – there is One that will come after me who walk on this water and also turn it to wine!

  • Larry 21769

    Jim Carrey, I’m watching you!

  • Hummingbird

    This is how much God loves you!

  • FilmFan104

    “God opens the sea with a blast of His nostrils or maybe He belched or maybe He…”

  • Ramone Renoir

    “Umm….really, I was just needing to stretch my arms a little….”

  • Chett

    If you gotta pee….boys to the right, girls to the left……