The Shining

11.30.11 |
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You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

"The Shining" starring Jack Nicholson

The ol’ whoopie cushion on the barstool gag…works every time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1222474821 Stacy Borans

    Why am I the only one laughing? What’s wrong with these people-no sense of humor?

  • http://www.facebook.com/whatever41 Cynthia LaRochelle

    I said, a bloody mary with O positive!

  • Terry Johnson

    Now that’s funny right there I don’t care who you are!!

  • wayne

    You mean its not time for “here’s Johnny”? Oh no, wrong picture…again!

  • Susan

    I told you Kim was in the wedding for that dress.

  • Movie Fan

    I’m a pirate…arrrgh!

  • PCgoblin

    Ah yes. Very quaint sir, but for the fifteenth time, you do not look like Buster Keaton, and no, you will not get a free drink no matter how many times you fall down.

  • Ed Pekarovich

    What do you mean, “you`re out of liquor?!”

  • Ralph Widmann

    Look, Lloyd no cavities!

  • speedle

    “You won’t believe what I just heard the guy next to me ask that broad”

  • arsartis

    I can curl my tongue in the thape of a cannoli…s(th)ee!?!

  • joaco

    Boy, that hit the spot!

  • Tim

    I’ll have a RedRum!

  • SHELDON

    PRITTY DEAD IN HERE TONIGHT HA LLOYD?

  • KarenG

    The canoli comment wins for me!

  • E J Says

    I only smile this way, when I am about to become extremely flatulent, or when I become homicidal, It’s johnny Iam Back!!!

  • Chip Mackey

    It LOOKS like Scotch, and it TASTES like Scotch, but I’m guessing it’s milk plus. I think I’m ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence. Am I filming the Shining or is this an outtake from A Clockwork Orange? What the hell is Stanley trying to pull over on me? TELL ME NOW!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!

  • Ray

    How do you like my Joker impression?

  • h

    “Wrecked him? It damn near killed him!!!”

  • john

    The more I drink the bigger my smile, so keep’em coming Lloyd!

  • chad

    Ya know what I hate, Lloyd? Olive oil!!! Take my wife, Lloyd, no really, take her!!! Hahahahahaha!

  • phil

    I need a roomate

  • Doug

    Take my wife…please!

  • Doug

    “Ah, Lloyd..you’re pulling my leg. They’re all dead!?….take my wife…please!”

  • Fred Smith

    “Earl? Oh,Earl? The celery stalk is stuck in my mouth, Earl.”

  • Eric NP

    I have one of those REDRUM drinks!

  • Hamster

    You won’t believe what i just saw!

  • Alfie

    “Guess I’m the LIFE of this party, right?”

  • Susan

    Hey Lloyd, I gotcha good! Next time don’t pull my finger.

  • Istvan Taleki

    You found out that I had a big ax, didn’t you!

  • CE Carter

    I AM the m—–f—ing Shore Patrol,
    m—–f—er! Now give me a m—–f—ing beer!!

  • Jim Foster

    Get this, Lloyd: the wife thinks I’m at an A.A. meeting!

  • Bruser

    LLoyd, I’ll take a BLT on toast but hold the bacon, lettuce and tomato.

  • Woody

    NO MORE LIQUOR !? Bite me!

  • Darrell McCoy

    “How many times must I acknowlegde you have Pearlly whites,… really!”

  • Darrell McCoy

    “AAhh, Gag! Give me something else besides this crap!”
    “Sir, we’re all out of everything else.”
    “You’re out of Red Rum too!!!!”
    “Especially that, Sir.”

  • Gregory

    Come on Lloyd! Bring out the dead ghost dancing girls!! I’m buyin! The redhead is cute. How old is 20 in ghost years?