07.14.10 | Jason Marcewicz | Create-A-CaptionPrint this Post
You know the drill. Below is a classic Godzilla (Gojira) (poll) movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!
Honestly, it wasn’t me who caused all this death & destruction.
What’s this in my right hand, then? Darn...busted!
Godzilla vs. Alyssa Milano, A short history of Godzilla,
[...] provided here, you'll still want to check out this satirical appraisal, where master of geek-tastic Gojira (Create-A-Caption) lore Brian Burkart helps his hapless guest discern the true value of these [...]
This will definitely get me my own reality show--they love me!
Ok...ok...ok, I tell ya what ... I'll see your big guns, and that tank on the left ..... and I'll raise you a jet and these five guys that I'm standing on. Never mind ... make that just the jet.
Honey ... I'm home. Hey .... what the heck is going on here? Alice, you didn't tell me we were having company!!
Wow-eeee, who says the big guy doesn't know how to throw a great party!
Look guys .... I'm try'n to get some sleep here ... ya mind!
OK, got the plane for Bobby, lessee here... Timmy wants a train set...
[...] beast made its debut in 1954 with a beauty. Originally tagged in Japan as “Gojira,”(Create-A-Caption) the 150-foot critter was blown out of hibernation in the sea after [...]
"Listen, I'm telling you, it was this big forty foot ape that did this".
I have often wondered with a monster like this one how much toilet paper would Godzilla use. It would probably be enough to paper the town. He would just have to swing his tail dump his load and those guys with the guns and tanks wouldn't have a chance Classic or not what a joke.
[...] Create your own caption for this weeks Create-A-Caption featuring Godzilla [...]
Come-On Guys! You Hired Me For Homeland Security
And I Thought This Belonged To Osama Bin Laden.
"Okay, straight through the ocean, hook a right on 2nd Street, and keep walking until you see Mothra's house. If you reach the tanks and cannons, you've gone too far... aw, man!"
Whoa ----You Talkin' to Me?
what kinda set uses fake sky-screens with toy models anymore? c'mon guys, lets get real here; add some mirrors to that smoke!
" SO THE ONE QUESTION YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELVES,
IS DO YOU FEEL " LUCKY " ?........................
WELL,DOYA " PUNKS "
Yeeeeyoooo!!! What the heck am I stepping on? For cry-n out loud junior, how many times do I have to tell ya to pick up your room!
Dang, I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.
Why do these suppositories need wings on them?
Damn this suit, I need to use the restroom! I turned down Shichinin no samurai for this.
"They sure don't make toy planes like they used to ,Ma,I like Hasbro stuff better!"
Damage? What damage?
"Any of you guys know the way to Pismo Beach?"
Just what I thought.....Made in Japan!
My Aurora Model set is almost complete!
"You think I'm gonna walk away without paying for this? I wouldn't do that to you guys! I've got my money somewhere...."
Check out the cartoon "Bambi Meets Godzilla." It is one of the greatest cartoons.
i'm sorry! I'll never shop lift at Wal-Mart again!!!
I think the Department of Home Defense is getting a little carried away. I told them I have a passport.
Okay, if I put my plane on Park Avenue, Can I buy a Hotel?
Same old stuff, I never really get what I want for Christmas!
Look, you can have my watch and wallet,
but not the airplane. My father left it
to me in his will.
Honestly, I'm just not feeling the love right now. Seriously.
I really have to see a Doctor about my sleep walking, the wife will kill me when she gets this bill.
what did i tell you kids about leaving your toys all over Japan?
MAKEUP!!!!!!
see!!!!! see what you get for messing with me! and oh,here' Ya plane back catch!!!
[...] On the lighter side of MovieFanfare content, every once in a while we publish a still shot from a popular movie and ask you to add a unique or funny caption. Writer Jason Marcewicz calls this category Create-A-Caption (archive) and this year there were several popular Create-A-Caption posts. One of Jason's pictures -- featuring the worlds most famous and best-loved monster, Godzilla -- garnered some great comments. Join the fun and add your caption to the Godzilla: Create-A-Caption. [...]
"anybody here lose a plane"