Full Metal Jacket

09.28.11 | Jason Marcewicz | Create-A-CaptionPrint this Post

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It’s OK. He’s a marine. You can trust him.

 
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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1222474821 Stacy Borans

    Just sitting here, hoping the fiber kicks in soon...

  • Ed Schsnker

    Just what the hell are you staring at?

  • http://www.facebook.com/whatever41 Cynthia LaRochelle

    This is too serious a film to poke fun at! Not funny.

  • Fred Smith

    I said 'I' called dibs on this seat. OK?

  • wayne

    Ok, these cut-out drawers mustve closed up again...cant keep pushing all day, so guess I'll just have to drop trou!

  • Ron

    I gained all this extra weight on purpose and now you want me to lose it. . . . TODAY?! NOW?! Where's that Sregeant Ermey guy? It's time to meet my little friend.

  • masterofoneinchpunch

    Constipation and a rifle can be a lethal combination.

  • raydjr

    I have bullets. Lots of bullets. My Momma taught me to always share stuff. Would you like a nice shiny bullet?

  • Stan

    Go on, try making me eat that jelly donut now big guy!

  • sb vernon

    Jokes about someone preparing to commit suicide are in decidedly poor taste.

  • Chip Mackey

    I swear to God, if Kubrick makes me do ANOTHER take I'll blow my brains out!

  • Dana Rich

    The sergeant told me a good marine could work anything out with his weapon.

  • mmc

    This little caption game only works if you are using a film tnat is campy or a comedy of some sort. It doesn't make sense otherwise and signals that this site is moving away from consideration of serious film buffs.

  • Darl Sabraw

    Heeeres Johny

  • MAJ DOUG

    THAT BARAK OBAMA, I CAN'T STAND HIM !!!

  • Tommy T

    "THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE........."

  • Jerry Semro

    Please, NO MORE BEANS!

  • Dave

    "My momma says, life is like a clip full of bullets, you never know who yur gonna shoot".

  • Vann Morrison

    "Okay, here's the plan. First we'll prep the hill with infantry for three hours and then we'll follow up with artillery.........Crap! The pointy end goes in first doesn't it?"

  • Frank

    Is John here?

  • Tim

    I'll show ya I love ya..

  • bradND

    is that you john wayne? is this me?

  • Judy

    All of these folks that don't know when a joke is a joke, needs to lightin up a bit and get a life. Makes you wonder what his next move is huh.

  • S. R. Orsulak

    This is very sad. The movie was a very serious film about that era. I am a VETERAN of that era, and I consider this as a slap in the face to every man and woman who served and those who gave their lives during the VIETNAM WAR. This was truely tasteless & you probably never had the opportunity to go to BOOT CAMP!! Stick to making fun of all the junk movies out there.

  • Bandyman

    You talkin to me , you must be talkin to me I don't see anybody else , it's your move , go head make your move . ( cross Robert Deniro from Taxi and Jack Nicholson from the Shining and you got this guy)

  • Tommy Gunn

    Just shooting trhe shit...

  • Dave

    I've seen this! I lived with it! I wonder how all of you would handle it when confronted. I'm gonna kill me some gookssss. Those slant eye bastards are gonna wish the fuck they stayed in their holes. I want to go to Vietnam, I want to kill some Vietcong. hut, hut, hut, 2, 3, 4 sound off 12 34!! Sinloy

  • jeffrow

    well gall-lay sgt. Carter!

  • SAChip

    I don't think even the heavy-duty bleach will work this time.

    • Enrico

      Great imtornafion. We should all take to heart. i know when I am in too big of a hurry I do sloppy work. I am committed to take better care of my writing. Thanks for the great reminder.

  • Jerry Kennedy

    Your Latrine? You think this is your Latrine? Sit down and lets shoot the s**t Gunny!

  • Alfie

    Some serious matters - such as death and Full Metal Jacket - are off limits to jokesters who don't know where the line is drawn - or perhaps they were never taught that there is a line of civility one does not cross ... Their parents should have taught them better.

    • Thakur

      Only a silming visitant here to share the love (:, btw great layout. Make the most of your regrets . To regret deeply is to live afresh. by Henry David Thoreau.

  • Anonymous

    Lets do one for Platoon too!

  • Matt Gaffney

    This is a tough scene to find anything funny about. My only question has always been: How'd he end up with all those live rounds? When I went to the range all rounds were counted out, & all spent brass was accounted for before leaving the range.

  • richard

    GO AHEAD PUNK MAKE ME DO IT! YOU'LL BE SORRY

    • chovatad

      This is aeothnr one that tells me to hurry up and try HDR, I have been resisiting for years but this is the sort of use that i personnally think makes a great photo.

  • John Thomas

    Oh man I could really use some ex-lax

  • FRANK SPATAFORA

    Being a disabled veteran,I find this 'warped humor' totally tasteless and offensive to all veterans who served their country. obviously,these sick comments are from those ignorant idiots who never served their country. How I wish I could ZAP these brainless wonders into a REAL combat zone and see how they would react. Nine chances out of ten, they would be crapping in their pants and crying for their mothers. GET A LIFE you moroons...SEMPER FI

  • Fred

    It don't mean nothin'.........

  • Henry Rott

    For a good time be here at 0230 hours Saturday morning.

    (PS - I enlisted in 1965, served my time honorably, and can laugh at a lot of these funny/witty comments.)

  • E J Says

    Oh crap, when kubrick said he was promoting me to P.L.O. on this film, little did I know that I was now the Permanent Latrine Orderly, now I know what kubrick ment when he said it will all work out in the end.

    • Joost

      Plaese do the nefuedl, i want to have a tie- up to any european soccer academy ,so that i can my boys and girls for international tours.please help me out in this matter.thanking YouMaheshbala

  • T. J.

    I've tried everything else and nothing worked Sarge so I'm gonna shove one of these up there and see if I can finally go!!

  • Denise

    Hey, don't make me get up and smack you! GET OUT NOW!!!!!!

  • version

    I guess this its interesting subject - the movie was not entirely fiction; jokes can be off putting to some on any subject. The humor aspect is okay as well- everything can be fair game - something akin to MAD or CRACKED magazine might comes to mind - it was a surprise to see it here. I thought of captions go with it I have to be honest , but I empathise with the gravity others felt - will there be one on the Killing Fields, the Zodiac, Milk, 13 Days, Shindlers? I Agree all is fair - but it was unexpected.

  • http://www.facebook.com/whatever41 Cynthia LaRochelle

    Watch this film again and then make your stupid comments. "Hate the war not the warrior." SIN TAI !

  • GUNNY KOON USMC Ret

    I may not been able to hit a target at 500 yards, But I'm thinking I can hit the Gunny dead center at 10 feet! (Note: This movie is "A COMEDY!" people)

  • Holt

    Here's Johnny!

  • Woody

    That is my rifle and this is my gun, or is it this is my rifle and that is my gun?

  • Ken Roche

    ....Should just go to show the thinking beings amoungst us, just how overated and moronic Kubrick was. He laughed all the way to the bank at our expence!

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