El Cid

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“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Ha! I always wanted to say that! Seriously, though, prepare to die.”

 
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  • wayne

    When I was Moses they gave me a staff and God did all the work...you mean, now I have to do my own stunts using this thingie?

  • Anonymous.

    You lied when you said this sword was EXCALIBUR!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1222474821 Stacy Borans

    You see how this door decorator is much different than all the others? We can't have that-it will have to go.

  • Laurence Dabek

    You! Yeah, you! You got a hall pass?
    Your coming with me…

  • Ed Schenker

    Can we put this off for a moment? I have to pee.

  • stephen Farris

    Singing sword, my a**, I'm want to stab someone.

  • Jim

    The men's room is... THAT way!

  • Kat

    Inconceivable!

  • Jack West

    You want this sword? You're going to have to remove it from my cold, dead hand!

  • marc b

    50 YEARS FROM NOW IT WILL BE THE SAME OUTFIT BUT IT WILL BE A LIGHT SABER WHICH WILL BE SO MUCH COOLER AND I'LL BE ABLE TO USE THE FORCE

  • Geoffrey McGee

    What do I do now?

  • F.G. Kaye

    " From MY Cold Dead Hands !"

  • sam ambrosini

    WHAT, YOU SAY YOU ARE JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER BEEN CIRCUMSIZED? I'LL WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT.

  • Stish

    Ding dong....AVON calling.

  • Martin

    Wife, have you been using my razor again?

  • john T.

    you mean....this party is not in my honer?

  • Dave Manning

    Man! This damned thing is heavier than i thought it would be!!

  • Ernst Steinert

    Call me Sidney one more time...

  • Bruce

    I better hide this before Miklos discovers the cut harp strings

  • http://www.facebook.com/whatever41 Cynthia LaRochelle

    Stick "this" where the sun don't shine!

  • Dave

    take this thing off my waist NOW!!

  • Jim

    Whose been tip-toeing through the gardens with Lady Avarice in the moonlight? You've pressed my pansies for the last time!

  • Bob

    Just one more crack about my wooden acting, Sophia . . .

  • E J Says

    Howdy do, I your friendly mobile proctologist, I like to introduce you to a new miracle of science,
    it's called inyourenddo, ya all bend over and crack a smile, Oh ya this may hurt a bit.

  • jmc

    Could you help me pry my costume off? I'm preparing for my future role in "Planet of the Apes"!

  • Raif D’Amico

    I'm sorry ...El Cid was one of my all time favorite movies...so no one is going to like my responce here. The line in the movie is...."Count, Can A man Live Without Honor"

  • Winston

    All right! Which one of you ate my Kabob Grande?

  • richard finn

    "One more step and I'll shoot...oops, wrong movie"

  • dreameagle

    half the NRA are waiting outside;

    this time, though, i prefer to be merciful and quick;

  • john

    I use it as a toothpick........But, it has other uses as well,as I am about to show you.

  • Cal

    I hereby pledge my allegiance to the NSA - National Sword Association.

  • Kevin

    Luke; I am your father...

  • kurznachrichtengordon

    this IS a knife - mr.dundee !!

  • Tom Herbert

    "AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY"

  • Gary

    "are you talking to me! ARE YOU talking to ME...!
    i didn't think so!!!!

  • joaco

    This looks alright? I much prefer a gun!

  • John Stanton

    All right, hand over everything in the cash register! ... What do ya mean, "What's a cash register?"?

  • Gil

    I can't breathe! Take this sword and cut this corset off of me! I don't know how women do it.

  • Rob

    Do you swallow?

  • Richard

    "Look I may not be Errol Flynn, but I did play Moses for God's sake."

  • Bandyman

    Is this the right costume and weapon for this film called the omega man?

  • Susan Johnston

    I KNOW the tablet says "Thou shalt not kill!" In your case, I am prepared to make an exception.

  • FlinFlon

    When I said I'd prove I was a great swordsman, I meant with this sword.

  • Frank

    This is pretty sharp...

  • Bernard

    Just watch ! Without Miklos Rozsa's music, this
    sword fight can't be very exciting...

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