Dracula

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The good doctor was mesmerized by Dracula’s advanced arthritis.

 
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  • Bobby T

    May I have this dance?

  • Jim

    I remember when you were only THIS tall!

  • http://www.facebook.com/whatever41 Cynthia LaRochelle

    You're the doctor,, can you get it down or not???

  • Bobby

    Your hand should be o.k. after you drink someone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000742235158 Jeanette Noclain

    Rise Up! For I Am The New Puppet Master

  • wayne

    I cast no reflection in the glass? my ass!

  • JIM RICK

    PUT A RING ON IT....

  • michael

    When I do this I mean 5 words-I hate playing Charades with you Von Helsing

  • Bill Stroupe

    Maybe you CAN palm a basketball, but you forgot something.

  • Jack West

    I wasn't a good Nazi, I couldn't get the salute right!

  • Howard

    The itsy, bitsy, spider ...

  • Bill Dunphy

    you know too much Van Helsing, .... talk o the hand !

  • Bill K

    "Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I go like this!"
    "Vell den, don't go like dis!"

  • Kathy S

    That purple nail polish really clashes with your eyes!

  • Fr. Morbius

    You have to throw your change up directly over the top like this so it looks like your fastball...

  • Gerry

    Imagine, if you will, a marionette....

  • http://www.facebook.com/whatever41 Cynthia LaRochelle

    You guys are great with the comments,, I love doing this. I love the itsy bitsy spider,,excellent!!! Love you all LALA

  • Cal

    - and Bela gestures hypnotically (or is it Mandrake who does that?)

  • JH West

    Doctor, do you think you can cure this arthritis?

  • Classic Movie Lover

    I'm looking for Egor. He a hump on his back and is about this tall.

  • Classic Movie Lover

    Have you seen my Egor? He's about this tall.

  • Dave Manning

    It's a new dance from America--I vill teach you...
    Vun, und two und---
    Come on babee, let's do de tvist!!!

  • version

    "Come on, let me rub your head for luck"

    Or - Thats the worst case of carpals I've ever seen. You should have the surgery.

  • Gil

    Those were MY dance moves in Michael Jackson's Thriller.

  • SHELDON MISHLOVE

    No, no, no. I've told you a million times its just
    the middle finger and you point it up

  • Bandyman

    Hey pop , bad news I lost my job tonight as a waiter at the Ritz. Why son ? I dropped to many trays carrying them this way.

  • MarkA

    The Viagra you prescribed has several side effects.

  • Bob

    My hand is going to audition for the role of "Thing" in "The Addams Family"--do you think it has a chance?

  • maxfabien

    That's the last time I'll tell THAT laundry to starch my shirts!

  • jmc

    Count Dracula, I assure you that my breasts are not that huge!

  • Marco

    Look, I just had my nails done. Don't you LOVE this shade of fuschia?

  • BOB

    "NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU'RE VULCAN DEATH GRIP!"

  • Steve

    "I'm a little tea pot...here is my spout"

  • Kevin

    Michael Jordan does hold the ball like this!!

  • Jazzy B

    Dracula: You look perplexed Van Helsing.
    Van Helsing: I was wondering what happens to your toupee when you shape shift.

  • maxfabien

    I put a curse on the awful pattern on this sofa!

  • decoman

    I said " Jungle Red "!

    • Nezamenliva

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  • Zenwatt

    My...you mooove...very quickly, Doctor Van Helsing. You must...forgive me. I simply thought you would enjoy a little...scalp massage.

  • Zenwatt

    Finding that his supernatural powers have no effect on the good doctor, the dreaded vampire throws an invisible creme pie at his arch-nemesis, who suffers a direct hit.

  • Jerry Semro

    Sorry, I was just squeezing the Charmin.

  • tim

    classic movie lover wrong movie egor is in frankenstein. renfield

  • tim

    doctor i can promise you spiders this big just ask renfield, if you can find him?

  • Mark

    If it stays STIFF for more than 4 hours, go to the EMERGENCY!

  • Rob in L.A.

    The funniest caption for this photo was provided by the magazine "Monster Madness" some 35 years ago:

    "You can't order a bra that way. You need to give me her exact measurements."

  • Wayne

    These are a few of my favourite things.

  • Richard Finn

    "I have found this works very well when you have gas!"

  • marc b

    I swear if you come near Renfield again I will scratch your eyes out! He's mine!

  • Dave

    Doctor, Only you can cure my carpal tunnel syndrome.

    • Pablito

      Well Untill now i don't have any idea what topic i have to make a cnsteot for my blogs, but i think we should make a cnsteot, maybe later i will thanks

  • Jim Foster

    At no time during this trick will my fingers leave my hand.

  • nbrawdy

    Van Helsing: "Sir, you have dropped your yoyo."

  • doopyelf

    Dr. Van Helsing: My dear Count, what's wrong?
    Count Dracula: HE has arrived & I still can't get
    the Damn Salute right.

  • Fred Smith

    P-U, Drac! Raise your arm, lose you charm!

  • john

    simon saids raise your arm

  • rick clark

    Pull my finger...c'mon I know you vanna do it!

  • Michelle Malkin

    Dracula: First you lift you right hand vay up high. Den you sving it to de left und you sving it to de right...

  • Susan

    I just want to unscrew your head!!!!

  • Steve

    "Take me to your pickle jar"

  • john

    I'm sorry sir, you cannot order a bra that we, I need your exact estimates.

  • Jeanne

    I can't palm a basket ball,so no Lakers for me!

  • MissKitty

    Ooooh, Ooooh, it's cramping up again! Do you have any more of that stinky ointment?

  • John

    My hand's stuck in this position and it's really cramping my love life and yes,I know that the cape's probably not helping.

  • Dave Beditz

    Look! My nails are dry already.

  • Ron

    Can you help me . . . my marionette has been stolen!

  • Bob VanDerClock

    Doctor..just like I neffer drink vine..I neffer JOKE either! I got this from YEARS of softball MITOUT A GLOVE! You must DO sometink! I cannot luffingly get my hand around my beloved's throat now!

  • Michael

    Pick Two, you stooge....

  • maxfabien

    First test results of Viagra. Well, back to the drawing board!

  • Pat

    Van Helsing: How do you keep them so soft and youthful looking?

    Dracula: I soak them in Palmolive.

  • rich gaudet

    what yo-yo are you talking about?

  • Sal

    Dracula: "Take my hand..."

    Van Helsing: "That would leave you with one....!"

  • Paul Giammarco

    Vat do you think uff my Frankenshtein impression?

  • Edward Says

    Doc this is my Wiping Hand, And I got to go Bad, Help me Doc Help Me!!!

  • Mr. C

    Pull my finger- any finger!

  • Randy

    You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about.....

  • Alexander Foundoukis

    Believe me Van Helsing, she had the biggest touchas I have ever seen!

  • E J Says

    Doc tell me, what has caused my hand to be in this condition? Count you know very well what has caused this, your a secret thum sucker, centuries of just laying around sucking your thum will do this - Yikes my secret is out, and how long has it been since you decided to come out of the Coffin?
    So you know about that too Doc, Say Doc how about we get a Bloody Mary Ok, Say where is Mary anyway?

  • Gilbert

    talk to the hand!

  • Richard

    Yes Van Helsing you are correct once again...my hand later became "Thing" in The Addams Family

    • Missblack

      I alclatuy don't comment on you post too often but it seems that the last day (or two maybe, I dunno) your site loads so slllooowwwllyyy It's irritating, get that fixed :s

  • arth

    you vill buy this sofa for your vife for wallentines
    night!!

  • Frank

    Say, Fella, would you measure my inseam?

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