Okay, here’s the drill. At this “most wonderful time of the year,” we at MovieFanFare like to get under a warm blanket and enjoy a cup of hot cocoa and a good Christmas flick. This time we’ll have to settle for two out of three. The only DVD we could find was for 1959’s Santa Claus. In this bizarre, made-in-Mexico oddity Kris Kingle battles a particularly annoying devil named Pitch, who’s out to sabotage St. Nick’s worldwide toy run. We’ve taken a still from the film and added our own snarky caption. Your job is to see if you can top us by adding your own punchline in the comments below.
“I don’t care if our names are anagrams! I’m telling you Satan and I are NOT long-lost brothers!”