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Gordon Gekko confronts communist-libertarian lovers on The Jerry Springer Show.

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  • http://twitter.com/Bryankr Bryan Ruffin

    You can lie to them, but, I know it was you. You were the one to take the last powdered donut!

  • http://twitter.com/Bryankr Bryan Ruffin

    You don’t have me fooled! I know you voted Democrat in the last election! You even took you your tie off when you were in line, so nobody would recognize you!

  • Dr. Charles J. Garard

    “You. . . you . . . you think my father was so great. Just because he threw Lana Turner into a swimming pool. Just because he got shot fooling around with Faye Dunaway. Well. Kirk may have had a lot of good roles, but he never got to marry Catherine Zeta-Jones.”

  • Nick Z.

    Nobody gets this upset over same sex marriage!

  • Carol

    You expect ME to play Liberace? Are you nuts? I haven’t played the piano in years!

  • jack

    I told you at lunch to pass the mustard not the ketchup….

  • Joseph23006

    I know it’s impolite to point but I forgot what I was going say!

  • Geoff

    I dont care if VAT works in Europe or that they pay $9 a gallon for gas, you wont get my vote on that ticket.

  • fbusch

    Go ahead, ignore me, but, I still say those “Reds” have infiltrated your show!

  • Gordy

    I know Spartacus, and you’re no Spartacus, Senator!


    You talking to me! Wait didn’t someone already have that line?

  • Michaeltj

    Hey you, you with the plaid shirt. .. Yes, I’m talking to you. Shut-up with the racist, homophobic remarks or I’ll stone your adulterous ass!!

  • lovestorun

    Hey you, close the door, did you grow up in a barn?

  • stldjen

    Sit down! There are no Obama-haters allowed in here!!

  • horton

    You ! Ya, you. Since you voted for Obama, you get to watch this great country unravel.

  • davidalan

    Who put the bomp?

  • John Yeazel

    Hey pal! You better watch your comments about the dimple in my chin. If it is good enough for my father, it’s good enough for me! I suppose next your going after people with oily swept back hair!!

    • Nick


  • McCool

    Charlie Sheen! You tell him I hated him on two and a half men and to never bother me again.

  • Steelerfan

    It’s GEKKO not Geico! You little iguana.

  • CLPA

    YOU tell her to take off the damned hat!

  • Remo

    I am better looking than my dad ! but don’t tell him that – he’s a better actor !

  • jumbybird

    You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!

  • Howard

    I like big butts and I can not lie …!

  • Keepnitreal

    I told you before, I am not, never have been, or ever will be a homosexual!!!!! I’ll only play one for money!!!!!!

  • LouisDego

    Hey, buster! Stay away from my wife! I only loaned her out for those movies. Look but don’t touch! I kick your ass!

  • bitsnbytes

    WHO FARTED? Was it YOU?

  • Mark E. Smith

    Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

  • ejcamt

    I can play Liberace if I want to, and there nothing you or anybody else can do to stop me!

  • banjojane66

    “Your the one that took my order….. at the drive through………… and left out the onions!”

  • Bruce Reber

    I want you to stop it with those rumors that there’s going to be a remake of “Spartacus” with me in the lead! They’re not true, dammit!