The Matrix

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

“Tell me again why shooting at each other in mid-air
is any different from shooting at each other on the ground?”

  • Gary Arthur

    NO! your knees need to be bent!

    • BP

      Look Superman we can fly as well as you can.

  • Aaron

    “When you have to shoot,shoot,don’t float!”

  • mrshowscan


  • Movie Fan

    The recoil from my gun may make me flip over backwards….but I had bean tacos with cabbage slaw for lunch…What about it, punk? Ya feeling lucky? 

  • Wayne P.

    No strings attached? Yeah, right!

  • Joe

    And now a demonstration of the next generation of paintball.

  • Cyndy D

    “I’m Superman”… “No, I’M Superman”

  • Josep23006

    “Why are we practicing a belly flop indoors?”
    “I don’t want to get my new black uniform wet!”

  • Daisy Brambletoes

    “Just think of a wonderful thought, any merry little thought…
    Think of Christmas, think of snow.  Think of rainbows, here we go…”

  • Dave

    I have to get real close with these bi-focals to see.

  • Paul M. Boos

    These Navy Seals training drills get tougher all the time!

  • Keith

    These “Peter Pan” auditions are going way too far.

  • Kramer4077

    So much for crouching Tiger & hidden Dragon

  • ADC

    Wow! My little Brother  composed/conducted some AMAZING Music for these scenes….Love Ya, D.

  • Vidvicar

    I SAID, May the Force be with YOU!  Now I’m stuck in it too!

  • Sochocinsky

    we flu thru the air with the greatestbof ease and shoot anyone we pleaser

  • Susanjohnston

    Sing after me-eee.  I’ve got no strings to hol me down!

  • Rhill3850

    I told you cowboys and Indians were boring.

  • banjojane66

    “My housekeeper said she just mopped the floor and we can’t walk on it until it dries!”