The Illustrated Man

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

When would he ever learn? Don’t buy cheap sheets with dyes that run!

  • Wayne

    Ive become very attached to this piece of furniture…who knew!?

  • Aaron

    I know I said I wanted to blend in,but this is ridiculous!

  • Movie Fan

    This is what I get for rebelling against my mother!

  • Irv

    These are not tattoos–they are skin ill-us-trations!  

  • Bernard

    I wonder if the ink runs when I take a shower !


    I fell asleep in the wating room at the tattoo pallor.

  • Stldjen

    “Darn, they just don’t match.”

  • RayDJr.

    I can’t believe the doctor can’t see me until next Tuesday. Thid weird rash is driving me CRAZY!

  • john

    Playing a garnish in a fruit salad is hard work! Time for a nap.

  • Dave Manning

    I don’t believe it!! That damned tattoo guy left out “Mother”!!

    • Wayne

      Dont touch it where it says ‘mother’!

  • Tom

    This new urban camouflage works !

  • Dave Bennett

    I know I have some junk down there but I can’t find it!!!!

  • Tim

    What guy on the sofa?

  • jmc

    I always wanted to be a Playgirl model, but here I am posing for Upholstery Times!

  • Michael Roy

     What a poor choice for Arctic wear!

  • Michael Roy

    I know it:says mother down there! I couldn’t have gotten it without her!

  • Susan Johnston

    Sigh!  Why won’t people ever listen when I tell them that I do not have tatoos, but skin illustrations?

  • CarterCE

    Bill got drunk and passed out at a frat party; and when he woke up the next morning ….

  • Sochocinsky

    now thats colored coordination

  • Rhill3850

    Another William Shatner wannabe! When will they ever learn?

  • Mccoyfamily

    “One matches and the other doesn’t.  That Interior Decorator still didn’t get it right.” 

  • Nick Z.

    It was the sixties. You had to be there. To lose yourself in the cultural freedom or just a cheap drape with ugly tats.