Gran Torino

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Gran Torino

“You want me to pay YOU to watch my car, or else? Or else what?”

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  • Jon Morgereth

    “I’ll take two boxes of Thin Mints and one box of Do-si-dos, please.”

    “Um, sir, I’m clearly not a Girl Scout.”

  • normanb

    What’d ya mean ” why are my pants so high?”, I’m old, there supposed to be this high.

  • lenny

    Sir, we found your monkey around the corner. Want him back?

  • Maxie Jones

    “Can I talk to you about God?” …..”Sure son, What would you like to know?”

  • Alan Harris

    What do you mean “Trick or Treat” ?

  • http://Website Bernard

    Clint: “YOU WANG!” Young dude: “you funny guy, me so hornee. me luv you long time. NOW QUIT WITH THE STUPID CHINESE ACCENT!!!”

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  • Jane

    Eastwood: “Do you know anything about starting a computer?”

    Neighbor: “Yes, but you wanted me to wash your car.”

    Eastwood: “If you will get both of them started, It will make my day!”

  • Praetor

    Ring that bell again and I’m gonna to break your finger off and stick it so far up your ass you’re gonna need Ho Chi Minh to help you find it.

  • Praetor

    Ring that bell again and I’m gonna break your finger off and stick it so far up your ass you’re gonna need Ho Chi Minh to help you find it.

  • Dick Fudge

    Where is my free egg roll? Tell me you didn’t forget my egg roll. Go ahead Make My Day.


    You say the agency sent you! I asked for an Asian under twelve.

  • hupto

    No, I’m not George W. Bush! Now leave me the hell alone!

  • abcpc1

    “Get off my porch SLOPE”! Hey, HEY….you KNOW Clint was a BIG A$$ RACIST in this flick!

  • IrishMF

    You order Won Dum Phuk?

  • Andy

    “‘Dirty Harry’? You have me confused with somebody else, kid. I’m just a senile old fool who talks to empty chairs!”

  • With a Butcher Knife

    Are you out collecting for the Red Cross? I need to establish intent.

  • ILMer

    The Good and the Bad have already been here. Guess who you are!

    • Cynthia LaRochelle

      good one

  • PrincessNorrain

    What? You want to borrow a cup of soy sauce? Sorry, I’m fresh out…

  • John Y.

    You and your friends want to customize MY car? How would you like me to customize your face! Huh, kid?

  • CLPA

    You need a fourth person for bridge?

  • misty

    you better not be selling anything buddy!

  • Bruce Reber

    Get lost kid, unless you want to get up close and personal with my pit bull!

  • Carolyn Ferrante

    Why do you call me “Daddy?”

  • sal

    you forgot the fortune cookies

  • Rick D.

    I told you NO MORE SUSHI !!!!!

  • Kenneth W

    Selling Boy Scout cookies!! Where the @*% is your uniform? No uniform! Make my day!!

  • Movie Fan

    C’mon kid. You have to ping the loopback AFTER your PC obtains the IP address. Don’t they teach you that in school?

  • Richard

    And considering that it’s a .44 Magnum and will blow your head clean off you better think twice before you throw my newspaper up on the roof again. OK punk?

  • uncle100

    Sorry,kid I allready gave at the office.”WHAT’ my check bounced?