Jason Marcewicz
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is just blog for MovieFanFare. —Jason
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“You’re cute.”
“No, you’re cute.”
“You’re cuter.”
“No, you’re the cutest.”
“You’re the most cute ever!”
“Nuh uh.”
“Uh huh!”
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Jason Marcewicz | Staff Notes

Hot rods and muscle cars, all tricked-out and built for speed: There’s plenty of articles out there about them. This article is not about those. The cars listed here are the antithesis of cool. Be they drab, junky, clunky, burned-out, broken-down or plain ‘ol kooky looking these are the cars that are… well, frankly embarrassing.
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You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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“I’m in the #### in the middle of a mother-####ing war
and you’re ####ing around, you little ####?! #### you!
Now put mommy on the phone.”
Jason Marcewicz | Create-A-Caption
You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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“For the last time: I’m NOT Dolly from Toy Story 3.
My name is Hit Girl…and here’s something to help you remember!”
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Proof that “sexy” isn’t necessarily defined by a wet t-shirt and short shorts.
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You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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“Cheri, you know I’m not the most dainty chick around,
but the way you’re sitting…it’s not exactly ladylike.”
Jason Marcewicz | Staff Notes
Used to be that folks would go to the circus and have a grand time. Under the big top people would munch on peanuts and popcorn as they were enthralled by the ringmaster, trapeze artists, lion tamers, acrobats, and, of course, the clowns. They were hysterical, an absolute delight to watch!
But lately clowns have fallen out of favor. Not only are people not entertained by the Bozos or Clarabells of the world anymore, there is a distinct feeling of repulsion and dread towards them.
It occurs to me that Hollywood was ahead of the curve on this topic as, historically, it seems to have always taken a dim view of those performers who wish for nothing else but for us to laugh.
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You know the drill. Below is a classic Godzilla (Gojira) (poll) movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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Honestly, it wasn’t me who caused all this death & destruction.
What’s this in my right hand, then? Darn...busted!
Godzilla vs. Alyssa Milano, A short history of Godzilla,
Jason Marcewicz | Staff Notes
Even more famous than his gruff drawl which is the voice-over to commercials such as Coors beer, the American Beef Council, and Dodge Ram trucks, is the mustache of Sam Elliott. Naturally everyone loves Burt Reynolds’ mustache, which we featured in an earlier post, but the one Sam Elliott cultivates practically has a life of its own!
For sure Elliott is best known for his cowboy persona (The Sacketts, Shadow Riders, Conagher, Tombstone, The Big Lebowski), but his non-western—and non-mustachioed—roles are just as accomplished (Mask, Rush, The Contender, We Were Soldiers, Hulk).
There are 15 numbered photos of Sam that follow. Below those are the accompanying films of his listed in chronological order. You must match the mustache to the movie or TV miniseries. Good luck!
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If you’ve ever wondered where the Macarena got its start...
Jason Marcewicz | Staff Notes
It can be debated whether having a catchy title helps drive people to the theater. But it sure doesn't help matters if a film is badly named! The following movies certainly all belong on this ignominious list of Bad Movie Titles. Feel free to share your picks in the comments section below.

B.A.P.S
As if a nauseously pandering tagline, “These Pretty Women…are Clueless,” wasn’t enough, this movie was also burdened with an eminently forgettable acronym, short for “Black American Princesses.” Apparently.
Jason Marcewicz | Art of the Movies
It may be a simple typo, but it makes a big difference when movie poster titles are just one letter off.
For example…
The big payoff

• Clash of the Titans