Create-A-Caption: Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

This week’s Create-A-Caption focuses on Robert Aldrich‘s 1962 classic pairing of Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? We’ve taken a still from the movie and added our own comedic caption. We encourage you to do the same in the comments below! Have fun!


Baby Jane was confident about her chances in winning the Ronald McDonald lookalike contest.

  • Quiggy

    I can haz cheezburger?

  • Joseph Bonafede

    I think I just pooped my pants………..but it feels good.

  • Tony Puopolo

    The look of another satisified Publisher’s Clearing House winner !

  • Pamela Blackwell-Nwonye

    I think a mouse just crawled up into my underwear, whichever one of us farts, it wasn’t meeeeeeeee!

  • Paula Jones

    God, tRump and Hildabeast are more scary than I!

  • Paula Jones

    I taught Kelly Ann how to do make up.

  • Peter Bergman

    I know you’re lovely. Why, just the stench of you coming through that door made my little heart leap to my cheek.

  • John


  • Virginia

    Surprise!! Yes I AM your blind date.

  • John Cardenas

    Ahd luv ta kiss ya but ah jus washed ma hayuh.

  • williamsommerwerck

    I’m so surprised, dear sister — your favorite movie is “Ratatouille”!

  • Alan Harris

    Just you wait until I an named producer on hush, hush sweet charlotte.

  • Bernard Seto

    This Kabuki facial is perfect for my lacey frock, dont you think?

    • Paula Jones

      I think the Bukkake facial would be more appropriate for you.

  • Agingcourt

    I know my make-up suggests Blanche, but she’s my sister silly…..

  • Stephanie Sarich

    “Do I frighten you, Joan?….Good!”

  • Movie Fan

    I was courted by Mesmer, Hypnotist Extraordinaire, in the summer of 1942. To this day, I still think I’m a chicken.