Hobo with a Shotgun (2010) Action Film Starring Rutger Hauer

Everybody out there loved Machete, right? Right???

(Sound of crickets)

Well, I certainly loved it, and that makes me more than curious about Hobo with a Shotgun. Rutger Hauer stars as the trigger-happy vagrant in this feature-length expansion of the fake exploitation trailer. Has lightning struck twice, or is this a cult film wannabe that pales in comparison to the real thing? Movie Irv has his verdict: