In this writer’s opinion, the worst Christmas movie in recent memory was Disney’s 2009 adaptation of A Christmas Carol. Written and directed by Robert Zemeckis (a long way away from his career peak in the Back to the Future, this ugly CGI adaptation of Charles Dickens’ Yuletide classic is full of uncanny valley creepiness and a general sense of why bother. When Ebenezer Scrooge (Jim Carrey, in a typically hammy and over-the-top live-action performance that was later digitized) humbugs his way through the holiday season, he encounters three ghosts who teach him the errors of his miserly ways. You know how this plays out, but there’s a certain lifelessness to the visual design of the characters, and the CGI is meant to showcase the technical wonders of modern Hollywood, but instead everything just feels creepy and off — like the cinematic equivalent of stale fruitcake or a drunken mall Santa. It also should be noted that between this and his performance in How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Carrey has the unique honor of starring in two of the most awful holiday films of the past 20 years.
But enough about my thoughts on what movies fire up my inner Scrooge, I want to hear what holiday films you hate. In the comments below, sound off about which Christmas movies you loathe and tell us why. And then go put on your favorite seasonal flick to feel better. Fa la la la la!
This article originally ran in 2016, and is being reprinted as part of our holiday celebrations.