Did nobody learn from The Planet of the Apes? Psycho? Charade? Apparently not, because there’s a whole slew of classics remakes brewing in Hollywood. Movie Irv is not pleased…well, except maybe for one or two films that present some fresh possibilities. Let’s check in with Irv as he runs down (and, in at least one case, talks up) those projects being churned out by the bucks-hungry Remake Machine: