Create-A-Caption: A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story has become a beloved holiday classic since its initial (and unsuccessful) theatrical run in 1983. Thanks to multiple video rentals and TV airings, the film’s hilarious and heartfelt look at a Midwest Christmas in the 1940s, it now shines as brightly as a leg lamp in the window of our pop culture heritage. For this week’s Create-A-Caption, we are taking one of the movie’s many iconic moments and giving it a humorous caption. Do the same in the comments, we double dog dare you!

How long do I have to do this to break the world record?