Create-A-Caption: Jaws 3

For this Create-A-Caption, I’m taking a not-so-fond look back at 1983’s Jaws III. Although this writer has a fondness for the Dennis Quaid sharkspolitation flick (which was shown in 3-D during its original theatrical run), I am definitely in the minority. This time around, a great white shark invades Sea World, leading plenty of carnage — and some truly awful special effects — in its wake.

Below is a still from the film with a comedic caption. Add your own, um, biting joke in the comments!

The cast of Jaws III reacts to the film’s script.