Create-A-Caption: There Will Be Blood

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There Will Be Blood starring Daniel Day Lewis

It wasn’t his cold eyes that terrified people. It was the mustache. Fear the ‘stache!

  • pamhandle

    Do I go for one more plateful at the buffet or should I hit the dessert bar? Hmmmm?

  • stan

    what do you mean :seig heil: im jewish

  • Blair Kramer

    I know from experience, If I use a straight razor to shave my mustache, there will be blood!

  • BernardS

    Listen, Tom Selleck, I can play you or anybody ANYTIME. I have THREE OSCARS to prove
    it, got that ?

  • Movie Fan

    It’s where I hide my cab fare…why do you ask?

  • Carolyn Ferrante

    It was you who took my Teddy bear, wasn’t it? I…want…it…back!

  • Tom K.

    ” I am the egg man – we are the eggmen – I am the walrus – coo coo ka choo ! “

  • fuzzy1

    No soup for you!

  • Groover

    You don’t have to be a Red to work in Hollywood…but it helps.

  • Tina Gallagher

    You want WHAT?

  • nudge

    Have you been eating beans again?

  • Gunthor Holmberg

    Whatever I’m doing, I QUIT!!

  • Julius Parrish

    Don’t make me come in there!

  • Winnie

    Should I look surprised when I receive my Oscar??

  • Lou

    No, it wasn’t me — definitely not — nope!