Ma Barker’s Killer Brood

08.17.12 |

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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Ma Barker got rid of door-to-door salesmen in her own inimitable way.

  • Aaron

    Get off my property “American Pickers”,I got nothing to sell!

  • Robert

    Aaron’s comment has me laughing so hard I forgot my own.

    • Aaron

      Thanks Robert,I hope you do remember your comment!

  • Mccoyfamily

    I REALLY HATE……..CROWS!!!!!

  • JerseyJoe

    Did you say you wanted a turkey or a duck for supper?

  • Wayne P.

    Too much leg showing, ‘eh?  Eat lead, slimebucket!

  • Ethan The Searcher

    I ain’t hoardin’ nutthin you damn nanny state code enforcement mfers!

  • Bjodrie

    Claire Trevor did the best Ma Barker on the Untouchables Episode,Ma Barker and Her Boys.

  • Brygolf

    i remember the untouchables episode  well. wasnt there  a movie with angie dickenson  called bloody mama

    • Stonecold614

      Angie Dickinson did “Big Bad Mama” that had nothing to do with Ma Barker, Angie played Wilma McClatchie.  And don’t let anybody tell you Angie never did a nude scene.  She was romping all over the bed with Tom Skerritt & William Shatner.  “Bloody Mama” starred Shelley Winters as Ma, Robert de Niro & Don Stroud as two of her sons, and Bruce Dern as a gang member.

  • Movie Fan

    Ma Barker demonstrates an easy way to trim unruly hedges…

  • Burnett3064

    Ma gets her deer the first day of hunt’n season every year!

  • Clockwright

    One more political survey and I’ll REALLY lose my temper!

  • http://twitter.com/Bryankr Bryan Ruffin

    Door to Door salesman?! I’m just taking the wash down! You don’t want to KNOW what I do to a salesman!

  • Cpatterson1

    “I said I don’t want no more girl scout cookies!”

  • bygeorge

    God damn birds, in my garden again!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3KCKPD75BDP7NT2XZVDZKC47GI Melvin

    “I raised my boys right; if you don’t like it, you know what you can do!”   An actual quote from Ma Barker

  • Newellm

    Damn Skeeters!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OC6SKJLQDZEY674X7VRYBWH6AI Tom

    Oh yeah ! We’ll just see how many G-man it takes to get me in your danged F.E.M.A. Camp !

  • NATRAY555

    I TOLD YOU, NO MORE MAGAZINES

  • CarterCE

    Using a cardboard caricature of Ma Barker as their home security system did not deter thieves from stealing all of Mitt and Ann’s backyard patio furniture.

  • Bob

    Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!

  • Cougar

    These mosquitoes won’t reck my vacation!!

  • Jim

    decoode this Brad Meltzer….

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/5DFFPSBIWRLNFHYHQASXYFEEJQ Red

    No I don’t want to go to heaven!    Take your watchtower pamphlets with you!

  • Richsass

    I told you “Don’t throw the newspaper in the flower bed”

  • Keith

    “Eminent Domain My ASS!!!”

  • Dave

    Andy from Mayberry here is a couple of bullets for Barney.

  • Nbrawdy

    Deputy Fife was the first to notice that Ma Barker resembled Aunt Bee.  Ma Barker took offense.

  • Johny2291

    This is MY home security system!!

  • Nico

    I TOLD you . . . turn that goddamned music down!!

  • Dog888k

    Take that, Bieber!  Get outa my watermelons! 

  • Kramer4077

    Beverly Hillbilly my arse.

  • Susanjohnston

    Top of the world, MA!!

  • Carol

    Jason… Drop That Axe.  NOW!!!

  • Crutchylen

    Damm those mosquitos!!

  • Bobby

     We’re having chicken for dinner tonight.

  • Prj0123

    F*ck foreclosure!

  • Dog888k

    Hey you GMen, nobody takes Blanche’s spatula!

    • Dog888k

      OK, the caption is a reference to the scene in Bonnie and Clyde where the police come to the house they are hold up in, the Barrows’ take off in their car and Blanche, who was baking a cake, comes running out screaming and waving her spatula as Bonnie yanks her into the car. 

  • ChasMichaelP

    “You call that a f*ing tip!”

  • Rhill3850

    If only she remembered ‘breakfast is the most important meal of the day’.