08.16.10 | Jason Marcewicz | Create-A-CaptionPrint this Post
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“I’m in the #### in the middle of a mother-####ing war
and you’re ####ing around, you little ####?! #### you!
Now put mommy on the phone.”
No, I'm not interested in hearing about your steam cleaning offers right now.
I've sang "itsy bitsy spider" , now I have to get back to work.
If you want to keep bitching at me, I'm never coming home. Now put the C.I.C on the phone, (COMBAT INFORMATION CENTER). I know she's feeding the kids and, I'm Pissing on the mortars, so put her on anyways.
No, the woman of the house is not at home!
This is the DMZ, not TMZ, you bleeping idiot!!!
REPLY TO "WE WERE SOLDIERS":
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOTHER-KILLING WAR AND YOU'RE SCREWING AROUND YOU NUMB-SKULL. STOW YOUR DAMN FEELINGS AND UNLOAD ALL THAT ORDNANCE, ON MY MARK!
(WAYNE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS IT RIGHT SO FAR!)
That's six orders of Adams Ribs, a quart of sauce on the side, and a bucket of coleslaw.
Dammit, I hate pepperoni on my pizza. Get your ass back here with the right order!!
"NO ANCHOVIES! And tell those REMF's not to forget the breadsticks this time."
I don't think were in Kansas anymore Toto
I don't think were in Kansas anymore Toto.
We are kicking the living crap out of these little jerks and Congress wants us to stop what we are doing,pack our bags and come home with our tail between our legs? Are you F###### kidding me!!!!!
"Listen up pin-wheel, if you keep pressing redial you're gonna keep getting the wrong number!"
Not Funny, A hole!!
CAN YOU SPEAK UP! I thought you just said my subscription to Reader's Digest just ran out.
You're supposed to be my agent get me that ****** judging job at at american idol
Yeah, I agree it's in poor taste to use a true story in which a lot of men died as a joke,,,,,
Hello Jimmy Johns
The hell I can't go into Cambodia,,, BITE ME!
My career will be ruined how?
Can you hear me now? No? CAN.YOU.HEAR.ME.NOW?