07.19.10 | Jason Marcewicz | Create-A-CaptionPrint this Post
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“Cheri, you know I’m not the most dainty chick around,
but the way you’re sitting…it’s not exactly ladylike.”
This Survey In The Magazine Saids, If You Wanna
Catch A Boy You Have To Spread Your Wings.
You really wanna get higher high heels?
You know I can't read Missy, but you know what, I think I'm showing my butt crack to the plumber behind me.
Damn, honey! Suturing really all that expensive?
I stole these boots from Gene Simmons of KISS
Do these prosthetic legs make me look fat?
"These boots? I got em' on HSC. There guaranteed to improve my cell phone signal quality. And, should the caterpillar infestation return, I'm covered!"
Wow, David Bowie's wearin' YOUR stuff! Cool!
“So after the BJ the alien gave you those boots because you reminded him of an Electrolux vacuum he once dated…huh? Canister or upright?”
Oh you are so right. His body is absolutely gorgeous but his eyes tell me he's drunk or loaded or both. And I've decided I want more than that. Let's go to a meeting and see what we can find!