03.29.10 | Jason Marcewicz | Create-A-CaptionPrint this Post
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His “love connection” was a goat.
Clearly the army’s new video dating service had some kinks to be worked out.
"You're not a sheep, you're a goat. They promised me a sheep."
Listen here Billy. I told you that the army does not discriminate, so buck-up. It's off to hoof-camp for you.
I can't believe you're dumping me.
What do you mean there is a "reduction in force"? What do you do, just fly around different places firing people?
Ok Billy... Goat is it? Odd porn name, so you sure your 18 because i'm not going to jail for this video.
So, you want a beer?
What do you mean you're pregnant?!
Wow! Emily, you sure have changed since I last saw you.
George was happy to grant an interview speaking about his latest movie with 60 Minutes. However, no one told him about the cut-backs in staff. Naturally, it was a shock to finally meet "Billy" and discover he was a goat.
This is the only "Spread" shot you are going to get!
Yeah, it's gonna be a major film: "Sex. Lies and Videomaaas".
FIRST ONE TO FLINCH, PAYS THE BILL.
*sigh* Please sir just answer the question...
If you don't stop staring at my crotch I will ignore the don't ask don't tell policy.
You are getting sleepy, the only voice you can hear is mine.
I KNOW it said "Be all you can be." But seriously....... You're a GOAT!
Come on over here and sit in Papa's lap!
I know this is an idotic premise for a movie, goat, but with the Republicans out of office we aren't going to make Jason Bourne movies anymore.
Is it true , you really eat tin cans afterward instead of smoking?
You're baaaaad!
12 beers and she still looks like a goat.
Oh yea, who says i am not hotter than Sharon Stone?
Don't ask don't ... baaaaaaa
"No, I'm sorry. I think your agent miss led you. We're not casting for 'The Nanny', it's an Army 'Causes of VD' flick."
I told you not to make fun of that kid in that magic out fit ..... POOF.... and now look at ya!
"Look into my eyes. I will you to say cheese!"