Shane

02.22.12 | Jason Marcewicz | Create-A-CaptionPrint this Post

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“Great, now I have to fight a duel with a dislocated shoulder.
You’re not making this easy, kid.”

 
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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1222474821 Stacy Borans

    If I pull hard enough on the shirt, maybe the belt and the pants won't seem so high.

  • Art Chiodo

    Joey, he threw whiskey on me last time. Now I've
    got to teach him a lesson.

  • http://www.facebook.com/robert.voss3 Robert Voss

    Pull me off this box I'm standing on, kid, and we'll have to re-shoot the whole damn scene.

  • wayne

    Your arms are not only too short to box with God, you couldnt even reach Rocky Balboa on his way down to the canvas, and leading with your chin!

  • MovieFan

    I told ya, kid, the joke only works when you pull my FINGER!

  • JIM RICK

    LOOK...I KNOW I JUST WENT....BUT NATURE IS NATURE......

    • Tim

      *LOL*

  • roy levering

    I'm going to keep squeezing until you buy me that toy gun.

  • http://www.facebook.com/O.K.Bacongrease Bob Voorhis

    "Not only is this a gay bar, it's an obnoxious gay bar!"

  • Lobe

    I told you, "wearing your heart on your sleeve" is only an expression!

  • http://www.facebook.com/bryan.ruffin Bryan Ruffin

    I don't care! You should have thought of that BEFORE we started! Oh! Alright, go behind that tree.

  • BoB

    No, not sarsparilla, Margarita!!!

  • Jack West

    No I don't want to fight that robot cowboy, I want to go to WestWorld and fight the Yul Brenner one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1670634648 Gary Arthur

    You drank the soda, you drank the soda... no wonder he hit you!

  • Peter Fong

    Ha!Ha!Ha! Best joke of the day!

  • wayne

    Get off the box Ladd so I can look you eye to eye.

  • Edward

    I ain't letting go until you give me my allowence!!!

  • hockeyfan

    Joey, laundry day is tomorrow.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Bob.Clay77 Robert Clay

    Hey kid don't pick a fight with me, Jack Palance is over there ... go pester him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529742289 Peter Sugars

    Come back Shane, come home with me Shane , come back Shane , can we share a horse Shane, i'm plum tuckered out running all the way here

  • fred buschbaum

    If you let go, all the air will leak out,and I'll be a whole foot shorter!

  • Susan Johnston

    Easy, Joey, I'll come back, but this shirt is NOT permanent press!

  • Dana Rich

    If I keep wearing this hat, can I grow up to be on "M*A*S*H"?

  • wynnosu

    I don't care what Jerry Sandusky told you to do, I'm not that kind of guy.

  • Rocky

    Wsit....my agent said I would be working with John Wayne.....not Alan Ladd!

  • Keith

    Quit pullin' kid. Who do you think you are, Veronica Lake?

  • Mike B

    Hey kid pick on someone your own size! Oh, I am your size :(

  • Dave

    Ride the mechanical bull? You better hit the dusty trail kid.

  • Johnny Sherman

    "Hey kid, don't get mad at me. It says in the script you're supposed to stand in that hole."

  • john

    It takes alot to get me riled. But kid your the most obnoxious thing on two legs! One more question and I'm gonna come gunning for you, instead of Jack Wilson!

  • Nathan

    Hey! Your're a real-life Stretch Armstrong.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JeffHeise Jeff Heise

    No kid, I said "pull my finger."

  • ChasMichaelP

    Now you've done it: When you pull the whole hand it emerges five times louder and five times smellier.

  • Don Oberbeck

    Just give me the shirt. I'll have it washed and pressed by tomorrow. And give me your pants too. Mom wants to see you without your pants, I know she does Shane.
    And then just, Come Back Shane, by say, 10am,
    and your laundry will be ready.

  • RWJ

    Look Shane, that guy behind me is shorter than you!!

  • Magman

    Just let me take in the sleeve a little and you'll have a 34 Regular.

  • Jim Foster

    Yeah, that guy DOES look awful tough, Shane, but I ain't lettin' you walk away from this fight!

  • William Herold

    Momma says tath if you don't come home from the bar right now, shw will give your sunday dinner of a six pack of Pabst and a stick of pepperoni to the pigs.

  • paddypoke

    Hey Brandon,
    get off the soapbox, it's for Jean only.If you damage it she will be VERY annoyed.

  • ani C.

    "Get away from me you annoying little boy"

    • ani C.

      ".....and I WON'T be coming back... sheeesh! Don't you have parents?"

  • Bandyman

    Hey Mister , you want to meet my sister?

  • Fred

    I TOLD you to wash your hands after eating that sticky candy! How are we gonna ride home like this? HUH?

  • AJP

    Gee Mister. Where did yo find a shirt with two pockets?

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