01.23.12 | Jason Marcewicz | Create-A-CaptionPrint this Post
Tags: Doris Day, Rock Hudson
You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!
“Why do I have a man over my shoulder?
Ask me no questions, sister, and I’ll tell you no lies.”


That's in poor taste, Jason.
I thought it was cute. Not in bad taste at all. Unless you were thinking about him being a homosexual and that shouldn't have crossed your mind at all. nor was it homophobic.
I agree with Cynthia, Jason. It smacks of homophobia.
How am I supposed to get a screen credit if I dont say anything in this scene? Ive been looking at ('er through) the crack[s] long enough!
OK.....SO THE ROMORS ARE RIGHT.....SO WHAT.....
You shouldn't have smacked him THAT hard, Doris!
heres your claim ticket lady, where do you want him?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Isn't this the fireman's carry?
I,ll be right back Doris, First Him !!
I,ll be right back Him first.
I disagree with both Cynthia and John. It neither smacks of homophobia nor is in poor taste. How could it be when the gentleman was gay? What is unfair is to play the homophobia card at any and every comment.
Dana says: "It neither smacks of homophobia nor is in poor taste."
Cosign.
Does this technique work with all the girls you take out?
I'm getting rid of your little annoyance so we can be alone.
Lady, when you say no, you mean NO.
"Sorry honey; it took me all night to land this one. You'll have to find your own."
"I'm not bad.....I'm just drawn that way.".....Oh, sorry, wrong movie.
Will if you won't go home with me, then I have one
other choice
Hmmmm, more like a waste of time reading it to me. I loved the movie, let's not all re write the script...it takes too much talent. As I recall the script was honored with an Oscar nomination.
Almost forgot for those who are Doris and Rock fans. Pillow Talk will be DD's first movie released on Blu Ray in May, 2012. Universal will celebrate 100 years and Pillow Talk was chosen as a re mastered project at a tremendous cost to restore the film to original beauty.
He said to turn the other cheek so, I did.
Interested in a Ménage à trois?
God help us...
I got Doris and Rock, Pillow Talk, Barbie's for Christmas.
Sorry, Dana, but the fact that the gentleman was gay is the point. As far as playing the homophobia card is concerned, don't criticize it until you've been victimized by it.
Looks like jason had the most accurate caption this time,sp here's another good one
"I'll give you five bucks for him"
And to john
Come off it pal saying it like it is is not homophobic
I thought it was my coat.... I thought it was a bit heavy.
If it was Charlton Heston or John Wayne in the picture, would Jason’s caption still be branded homophobic; I think not. So the homophobic part is actually coming from the narrow minds interpreting it that way.
Don't ask and don't tell.
Nick Adams had a extremely tragic Hollywood life, if he were alive today, he would have had a remarkable career, he would of been carrying Rock,that is, of course if Rock was still alive.
OK, Ham, your point is well taken, but I still stand by my opinion....
...and Woody, you are right that if either Heston or Wayne were in the picture, it would not be branded as homophobic, but they weren't gay, were they?... so you're actually agreeing with me - welcome to the "narrow minds" club!
OK, guys, enough of this - it's not worth pursuing.
JG, how is this situation homophobic?
"But, Dear, He wasn't flirting with me! "When he asked for my number, he meant coat check!"
"Well, fine! Now when you ask for your coat, you know you'll be waited on first.....!"
This is how we handle drunks back in Texas!
I happen to like water, is that a crime?! I only told him I could drink more, I never said anything about WHAT I was going to drink, It's his fault he chose the Vodka!
"You MUST try the fugu...it'll knock your socks off!"
They told me they make strong drinks here at the bottom's up club, this guy is my designated drinker.
"Since I've started double dating, this happens every Saturday night !" [ This segment is supposed to be fun and the P.C. er's are making me tired ] Please drop it Cynthia & John Boy.
Rock Hudson was one of the most under-rated actors in Hollywood. He was lauded for the first 2 comedies he did with Doris Day. The critics calls his timing "impeccable," "magnificent," "a true comedic talent," "look out Cary Grant - Hudson is superb."
This phot is beneath Movie FanFare and in bad taste all around. You never give him the credit he deserves when you DO mention him, and then you pick such an obvious slamming photo. And by the way, he was BI-SEXUAL. Everyone needs to read Neal Stannard's "Now and Then, the Movies Get It Right." It might open eyes not only about MR. Hudson but a few others. No gossip, just facts.
if i knew guys were so heavy.....i would have stuck with girls
if i knew guys were so heavy....i would have stuck with girls
I love the movies they did together even if he was Gay he .did a fine job acting the part of a playboy
Twenty years from now, when I come out of the closet,you'll understand why I have a Man over my shoulder; He's like the Elvis song a hunk a hunk of burning love.
I always like to do a lady a favour & get rid of her Pain in the Ass intoxicated embarassments
"Well, Doris, I guess there isn't any good time to tell anyone I'm gay!"
Why am I carrrying this guy? Don't you know that there's a "carriying charge" at this establishment?
"I got my one for the road to go."
"Oh, him? I don't know how he got there. I was distracted by your hair-do; it so matches your outfit."
NOT Jason's finest hour as far as choosing stills for the create-a-caption! However, my favorite caption response would be Alfie's comment:
"This is how we handle drunks in Texas."
My Caption Is:"He followed me home,can I keep him?"
Hey, grab his wallet, this place likes cash.
I told you I was the bouncer. It was you that insisted I was a movie actor honey.
This'll be the last time Jett Rink slaps my son around in front of the Well-To-Do of Texas.
Let's switch gears!
Thanks Rock, the view's better from down here.
he always gets carried away when he sees me
go get ur own i got mine