12.24.09 | Jason Marcewicz | Create-A-CaptionPrint this Post
Tags: It's a Wonderful Life
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Everybody rallied around Uncle Billy
…well, except for young Tommy (bottom, center)
who realized he had lost everything in his uncle’s ponzi scheme.
teacher says: "everytime a bell rings...tiger has another fling..." oops-thats no angel, is it?
Come on and sing the second verse, please!!!
The good news is - Potter's now behind bars.
The bad news is - due to his speculations in derivatives and credit default swaps, Bedford Falls is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Chinese government.
This is all I get to do because I'm the guy at the bottom of the credits.
Daddy, since you were able to get the money back, are you still going to have Uncle Billy committed in the morning. He tells the best bedtime stories ever.
keep your hands off me you pedophile
Bad news guys! The Chuck E. Cheese is closed tonight!
And just think, we would have missed this wonderful moment if I haven't given the money to Old Man Potter!
Uncle Billy: I really shouldn't be here. I'm Jewish.
It was potluck night. Everyone eagerly waited for Uncle Billy to present the turkey. Uncle Billy was trying to figure out why everybody was looking at HIM.
You all look so happy...what didn't I do this time?
Aye.....tis true. I'm getting me wings. And I'm going to make sure that all of you get your wings too...except for whoever put molasses in me bedroom shoes.
So, who wants to go to Best Buy for the early morning deals?
Lionel Barrymore must have said,IF THERES ONE THING I HATE,ITS A HAPPY ENDING.
OK, so? It was only $8000 bucks. Everybody makes mistakes, jeez, Louise!
Just humor him, everybody. Uncle Billy still beieves in Santa Claus.
Now now now. Uncle Billy is family and we all love him so very much. We just need to be a little better about watching him. Now Tommy looks like he's just learned of one more thing that may be a little scary when it comes to this growing up stuff!
Tommy: “Just think, 44 years from now some spoiled kid actor will copy me and put his hands on his face … only he’ll make millions.”
Uncle Billy: "If only they knew I spent that 8 grand so's I could buy a 3 way with Violet and Annie!"
Just think , a couple of years ago I was Scarlett O'Hara's old man and now this is where I end up.
Just try to get me into a Hitchcock film next time...
This proved what everyone already knew: Uncle Billy had had the "all you can eat burrito lunch" that day at Fernando's Hideaway.
Uncle Billy, please stay off of the booze.
Oh my God Uncle Billy! Did you have to cut the cheese?!
Uncle Billy: Great news everybody Mr Potter just hired me to be his financial assistant.
Tommy: Looks like they're not leaving anytime soon. Now I s'pose I'll have to wait till tomorrow morning to open my presents.
A Zombie Family Christmas
"Those brains are probably nice and soft."
so--what did you get Scarlet for Christmas
Tommy: I wish that everyone did not drag me here.When should I tell them that I left a little fire burning in the attic?
Uncle Billy, we all know you're a moron, but we love you anyway!
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Uncle Billy's real name was William Madoff, who's only son was none other than Bernard Lawrence "Bernie" Madoff. That $8K swindle depicted in It's A Wonderful Life just proves that the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree, as it was just a little "warmup" for what was to come, a half-century later!
Uncle Billy, we still love you even though you're nuts.
"Well.. well gee whiz uncle Billy, I don't think the doctor meant it when he said you were crazier than a sh*t-house rat. It's just that the whole town was concerned when you stated dating the raven"
Why is anyone still watching this crappy movie? Just catch your daily news if you like seeing thieves and scammers rewarded.
I Think this was one of the best movies of all time for Christmas, depicts America as it once was. A time when people really cared about each other , your neighbor you could depend on, now you worry about everything and person you see.neighborhoods are not neighborhoods any more just hoods no matter where you line.
Everyone gathered around Uncle Billy, who finally came out of the closet and announced that he was gay. His family, being from a small town, thought he meant that he was happy. As everyone in the room was already filled with the holiday spirit and feeling quite gay they werent quite sure why Uncle Billy needed to make a special announcement.
We lucked out, the bank exploded just as the tax man emtered. Oh My..........