Attack Of The Crab Monsters

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“Stop calling me a wussie!
If you’re so sure bringing appliances into the water with us is safe then YOU do it!”

 
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  • roy levering

    This is just too kinky for me.

  • wayne

    Lets get this straight...you put the goggles and flippers on first and then just take a flying leap, right?

  • Charles H

    "Seriously, woman. What is wrong with you?"

    "But I swear, I thought they said 'costume party'."

  • Jack West

    "This will not help me become a Navy SEAL!"

  • Anonymous.

    "Actually Edna, I think I should simply buy a pack of Trojans."

  • Hyman Rolov

    This will be bigger than sexting!

  • arth klau

    I said "Google it not GOGGLE it !!!"

  • John Goodwin

    But Edna, it will give you a tan in ten minutes!

  • Lou

    Can it core an apple?

  • Jacques N. DeBachs

    Isn't it a little too cold here for you to use that electric fan that you're holding ?????

  • Bandyman

    I told you that we don't have to dress like this to eat at the seafood buffet!

  • Dana Rich

    I'm telling you... this device will show us exactly who is peeing in the pool.

  • Cal

    No need to wear your shower cap while swimming - this new hair-dryer will do the trick.

  • Dr Morbius

    I spoke to the Doc, he said all we have to do is bathe more freauently.

  • Dave Manning

    OK, wise ass, you pull the rope and I'll point that thing, but remember, the manual says be careful not to ring the bell more than twice!!

  • Mark Townsend

    "From a distance you look like Lloyd Bridges."

  • decoman

    It treats ED, but for women!

  • CE Carter

    I'll do it, but this is the last time I go to a Lady Ga Ga fan club meeting with you, Buster.

  • JF

    O.k., this is the plan. You walk into the cave of the Giant Crab with this steamer. I stay here, and warm up the giant cauldron of butter, and.......

  • Mark

    Sorry Professor but, I can't believe you made that entirely from coconuts.

  • harry abraham

    What do you mean you have crabs? I'm wearing your shorts from yesterday!

  • G-Man

    Do you really think this thing was for killing giant crabs ? It's a boob enlarger, try it !

  • thomrobbin

    I don't care if it will make them bigger. I'm not putting my boob in that thing!

  • Michelle Malkin

    When they eat you and gain your knowledge, no one
    will notice a difference!

  • yorel

    How did you get that rope to stand up like that?

  • David in LA

    I don't know...this seems like a lot of trouble just to get free HBO!

  • Chris

    Why did you bring the breast pump--you don't like milk

  • Susan Johnston

    Are you SURE that this will improve our satellite dish reception?

  • john

    Madam, I guarantee you that this revolutionary underwater anti-aging device will work........Trust me.

  • James DeSantis

    Maybe we should just call a plumber.

  • Jeff

    It's my new brest enhancement and hair styling machine

  • Robin

    Check out this underwater camera. Im going to use it to get proof we have monster crabs then we'll market them to seafood restaurants and make a killing.

  • Anonymous.

    Edna, this is a nudist camp! No contraption will protect us from whatever is in the pool water!

  • Willy V.

    This is the radio I built for The Skipper and Gilligan to try to contact help!

  • Ron Fagan

    No it's not for a "Rope-A-Dope" Soap Hanger

  • Jackie

    Is this SUPPOSED to be SCARY? IT looks just plain stupid.

  • http://www.facebook.com/whatever41 Cynthia LaRochelle

    Just think,,, Sanctum will be the the remake!!!!!

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