A Christmas Story

12.21.11 | Jason Marcewicz | Create-A-CaptionPrint this Post

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“…the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy neither.”

 
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  • Movie Fan

    Ralphie...I am your father...

  • DIRK

    Did you just pee on my knee??

  • Brett Butler

    Sorry kid, I ate brussel sprouts last night.

  • Kokeplot Metrurin

    Please don't tell me that you're
    getting a boner, Santa!

  • Janine Baughn

    Sorry Santa, I can't help it if mom's always feeding us boiled red cabbage! Can I still get the Red Rider BB Gun????

  • E J Says

    So Santa what do you want for Christmas, I want a Red Ryder carbine-action, 200 shot Range Model BB gun with a compass in the stock, Sorry Santa - You'll shoot your eye out!!

  • jim

    "You're going to grow up to be an acerbic radio performer/writer who, despite a vast output of material, will be remembered only for a semi-sweet Christmas movie that is only slightly reminiscent of your best work."

  • Susan Johnston

    Sorry kid! You really will shoot your eye out!

  • Fred Smith

    Very funny, kid, but Rudolph is the one with the "nose so bright".

  • moosejaw

    you'll shoot your eye out kid...Merry Christmas

    and

    I HAVE HAD... ENOUGH...OF YOU...

  • John

    Seriously,your dad was Mike Hammer and he beat up people!

  • doopyelf

    Santa, bring me the Red Ryder 200 shot BB-Gun or else I'll tell my Dad to find you & take care of you. He's Mike Hammer,P.I.

  • melody

    I want , I want, I want a mohair sweater, black pencil skirt, and a kicky pair of black slingbacks.

  • Frank

    This year, leave Santa a bottle of single malt scotch, along with the chocolate chip cookies...or I'll scratch your eyes out!

  • Woody

    Hey Ralphie, ever seen your mother naked?

  • Dave Manning

    Man, Santa, your nose is red. When you get to our house, the booze is under the kitchen sink, but go easy, or the old man will be pissed!

  • Doug

    I could swear I saw your mother in Close Encounters, kid.

  • pcgoblin

    Ok kid. Remember, the next time you want to bite Santa's nose, sometimes even Santa has to sneeze, and as you now know, the old nose isn't filled with just air.

  • Andrea

    Yeah, um, that Scut Farcus thing...just a rumor. I was VERY good...I got an A+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + on my theme!

  • Jim Foster

    No,I DON'T rent it out as a tail light, smart-ass!

  • GUNNY KOON USMC Ret

    ANDREA HAS THE BEST "FUN WITH" COMMENT SO FAR!!!!

    (P.S. ARE WE EVER GOING TO HAVE A "FUN WITH" THE D.I. WITH JACK WEBB?) HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Woody

    Gunny Koon USMC Ret; I was thinking the absolute same thing (The D.I.). Happy New Year

  • wayne

    Go ahead, sonny...honk it if you believe in me!

  • Marcb

    Santa that better be Rollos in your pocket or your gonna be bringing me more than a Red Rider BB gun!

  • Skip

    Noooo, That was the kid before you!!!

  • Ted Chihara

    "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
    You can't improve on the original!

  • Jack Little

    Hey Santa, YOu better have seen IronMan and Iron Man2. I produced it.
    Merry Christmas.

  • Susan

    I left my list in the car....

  • Bandyman

    The Red Ryder last year was great, this year I want a Winchester model 70 in 300 Winchester magnum for when the zombies invade on 12-21-12

  • stanley ochocinsky

    santa see what happens when u suck a nose

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