Call Northside 777

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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“The cops are on to me, you say?
Now that you mention it, it has felt like someone’s been looking over my shoulder.”

  • edward

    Stop breathing in my ear, you sexy copper.

  • Tito Pannaggi

    Loose up man; take off your hat and the warm jacket!

  • Aaron

    Tell them I want no anchovies on that pizza! They didn’t listen last time,and I got mad!

  • Wayne P.

    What do you mean my suits not been pressed yet?…it looks like its never been worn!

  • Frankiedc

    Thanks, Mr. Miller, so Lee J really was the lead in your last play. I just thought he was trying to impress me since I am such a big movie star.

  • Bernard S.

    James Stewart : ” Honey, I am bringing Lee J. home for dinner, can you set a place and serve
                   fried chicken ? ”
    Lee J.Cobb (mumbling): ” If she is serving that damn chicken casserole I am not going! ”

  • CAPTAINMARVEL

    “Can you hold on for just a minute?  . . .” “BACKOFF WILL YOU, … I’m talking to mmy MOTHER!!”

  • Henry Ottinger

    Yes, and we want extra cheese on our pizza.

  • ANH

    Meet you?  Where?

  • Movie Fan

    I hate to ruin your day, but this ain’t Northside QRS, this is a police station and there’s no way I’m gonna fluff your boa…

  • Sochocinsky

    what do u mean my watch was stolen

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Cyfairbob

    I want double pepperoni, and my boss wants hamburger with sausage. Make that quick!

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • Carol

    Of course I can wear my hat indoors–this is film noir!
     

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • T Bear

    That.s wonderful darling, I would be glad to go. But,but could you find a girl for my frien?

  • Keith

    Yes, Mr. Capra. Lee wishes you were directing this picture too.

  • LaRue Watts

    I can’t talk…He’s right here….and, yes, he looks a lot like Lee J. Cobb.

  • Dadhap

    We have the evidence to clear him, so don’t pull the switch just yet.  What do you mean this isn’t the warden.  Sorry, wrong number —  I guess it’s too late now anyway.

  • Johny2291

    My name is Mr. Smith. Would you believe Jimmy Olsen, cub repoter for the Daily Planet. Is Clark Kent to much of a stretch?  No really, I’m Sam Spade! Would you believe………………………………………………..

    • Nico

      Get yer story straight, will ya, pal??

  • Nbrawdy

    Hello, Harvey…get over here quick.  Your replacement is creeping me out.

  • Nico

    He’s been like this for hours, I tell you.  Since he watched that new science fiction movie — what’s it called?  ‘Plan Nine From Outer Space.’  Yeah, that’s it.

  • NatHil

    That’s right Mr. President. Mr. Kramden is still here, and he’s still P.O.’ed about  about your Derek Flint decision.

  • Frankie

    You mean Lee’s Eyetalian accent in “Golden Boy” beats my singing of “Easy To Love” ?Hell, I’m goin’ back in the service !

  • CE Carter

    Gotta go, honey. The bosses here have been monitoring us and trying to discourage personal calls from the office, and it’s getting to be a real pain.

  • DonDiegoDV

    “What, you say there’s a little girl spitting up pea soup, cursing and turning her head, ok, I’ll send my best detective right over…”

  • Kokr_Spanielesko

    “Hello?  Yes, this is Mitt Romney.  Yes, Karl Rove is here with me.  He bought a toupee.”

  • Golfshopbob

    Hello Mary!!!  I told you Mr Potter was two-faced, now he looks like Lee J Cobb…

  • john field

    ” What? You want Lee J. Cobb to play an angel in a Christmas movie called “It’s a Wonderful Life?” I don’t think so….! ”

  • Jwlilley1

    Yes, I checked with the Chief. Our refrigerator is running.

  • Susanjohnston

    They put me on hold and they are playing “elevator music”…the theme from “Shaft.”

  • Rhill3850

    What do you mean ‘the number is disconnected?’

  • Rhill3850

    6345789 that’s my number.

  • snooky

    WHAT!! YOU MEAN I AN NEVER SEE GILLIGAN’S ISLAND AGAIN?

  • Bruce R

    You guys can pressure me all you want – I’m gonna prove he’s innocent!

  • Bruce R.

    I see from the other comments that mine was the only one that dealt with the plot of the film, so I’m gonna make another one, hopefully it will be funnier and have nothing at all to do with the film-”I ain’t makin’ jack on my daytime job so I’m moonlighting as a telemarketer-please don’t hang up. I really need this job!”

  • Bruce R.

    Hello, can anyone help me? This Lee J. Cobb impersonator’s been staring at me and it’s really weirding me out!

  • Bruce R.

    Hello. Yes, this is the Pacific All-Risk Insurance Co. I’m the guy that took over for Fred MacMurray after Barbara Stanwyck bumped him off a couple of years back. By the way, I wonder if I could interest you in some life insurance?

  • Bruce R.

    Who’s the most difficult director I’ve ever worked with? Gee, that’s a toughie! Can I get back to you on that?

  • Bruce R.

    You’re making liver and onions again for dinner? No thanks dear, I’ll grab a burger somwhere!

  • Bob Riley

    “Come back Harvey, I didn’t mean it. Want to speak with Johnny Friendly?”

  • Bruce R.

    No, I’m not Jimmy Stewart, I’m his stunt double for the really dangerous scenes.

  • banjojane66

    “The time is 10:15 pm and the temperature is 78 degrees!”