Create-A-Caption: Ben-Hur

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CHARLTON HESTON:  Ben-Hur (1959)

“A free cruise…See the world!” the brochure said.
He should have read the fine print.

  • kevin

    “If the Roman Empire had the Second Amendment, I would not be in this situation.”

  • Ernie Blick

    I didn’t know Ryanair did sea cruises.

  • Barry Chen

    Before the time of Tread mill, there is ….. Row Row Row your boat gently down the sea ….

  • Erik The Red

    If we make it from Marocco to Europe we shall all seek asylum

  • Kevin

    Makes me wish I was on a planet where apes ruled the world.

  • butong

    Are we there yet?

  • Klrmoo6

    New C.O., guys. PT everyday from now on.

  • freethinkingpatriot

    Come on, fellas, row faster… It’s Thursday and I don’t want to miss “Big Bang Theory” tonight!

  • Bill Proctor

    Different strokes for different folks.

  • rwelniak

    Damn it!!! Give me a GUN!!!

  • Dave Pruiksma

    “Row, row, row you boat, gently down the….. Aw, come on guys, you’re not holdin’ up your part of the round!”

  • tbeccone

    OK gang, all together “…In the navyYes, you can sail the seven seas
    In the navy….”

  • tbeccone

    They’ll take this oar from my cold, dead hands!!!

  • john h

    The Ad said a lot of HOT Chicks came to this Gym ?

  • Bob

    Lentils for lunch was a really bad idea.

  • Joseph23006

    There’s still two and a half hours of film, Ramon Navarro tell me what to do!

  • joescarp

    I thought they were speaking Cockney when they said “Join a fun cruise with a boatload of oars!”

  • wg1951

    I hate Monday’s

  • Fred22

    This is not my idea of an Optional Clothing Resort.

  • Craig

    Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I gotta pee!

  • don childs

    The union’s gonna hear about this.

  • Craig

    That guy in front of me looks just like Charlton Heston.

  • Butch Knouse

    Oh no, not the bongo drums again. The Captain wants to water ski.

  • badleg60

    WOW, talk about crotch stink!

  • Agincourt

    I’ll bet the training at Cambridge isn’t this tough!!

  • rgordon7

    “I didn’t have to do this to part the waters for DeMille.”

  • nserg

    Next time, I go first class!

  • BigBadJohn53

    A cheap cruise is not how I wanted to find a boyfriend!

  • BigBadJohn53

    They will have to pry this out of my “COLD DEAD FINGERS”.

  • Leon

    I always knew our boss would make us as hard work to this level!

  • theoriginalBigE

    Who cut the cheese??

  • Daisy

    “Has anybody bothered to keep an eye out for icebergs? It’s getting kinda chilly outside…”

  • Mac

    Damn, I wish that they would hurry and get that motor running.

  • Cynthia

    Seriously, who signed me up for this?

  • Movie Fan

    This is the worst tanning booth EVER!!!

  • John Y.

    THE ADVERTISEMENT READ, ” WANTED, FIFTY MEN FOR A SCIENTIFIC STUDY GROUP TO PROVE WHETHER STRESS AND A HEAVY WORK LOAD CAN STIMULATE THE GROWTH OF FACIAL HAIR IN MEN WHO HAVE GREAT DIFFICULTY IN GROWING A BEARD”. I THINK THEY’VE PROVEN THEIR THEORY.

  • Johnny Sherman

    “So where’s Michael Moore when you REALLY need him?”

  • Don Donna Hogan

    It’s not so much the row, row, row, business. It the SPLINTERS!!! Why the heck weren’t we issued gloves?

  • ILMer

    “No wonder we’re just going in circles…the lazy bums on the starboard side are still on grog break!”

  • Tom K.

    Ohhh, my aching back. And my Brand New Obama Care / Roman Care Plan doesn’t cover back pain.

  • Pat Carver

    I thought Carnival had cruise problems!

  • Thomas Majewski

    The true destiny of Americans.