Jason Marcewicz

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is just blog for MovieFanFare. —Jason

Jason's Posts

08.24.11 The Score

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

The Score Create-A-Caption

De Niro and Norton go over the final plans of
how to hoist Brando out of his seat.

08.17.11 Letter Imperfect VI

One measley letter. That's the difference between an esteemed film and our movie poster parodies. Well, that and some Photoshop fun.

L'enfant terrible

Citizen Kane

08.15.11 El Cid

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Ha! I always wanted to say that! Seriously, though, prepare to die.”

08.08.11 Crazy Stupid Love

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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He was a poopy-head. She had girl cooties. It was love.

08.05.11 Chevy Chase: Clark Griswold vs. Irwin Fletcher

Time again for you to be the judge. In this court of opinion Brian Sieck and Jason Marcewicz take turns defending two notable roles by Chevy Chase. Brian Sieck is character witness for Clark Griswold. Brian will detail exactly why Clark is more a fan favorite than Irwin “Fletch” Fletcher. Jason, of course, will have something to say about this in his character witness rebuttal. Please be seated. Arguments will now be heard…

08.03.11 Dracula

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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The good doctor was mesmerized by Dracula’s advanced arthritis.

07.27.11 My Life

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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With absolutely nothing good on TV
Michael Keaton decides to watch himself…
but finds that’s not much better.

07.20.11 Mr. Popper’s Penguins

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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Mr. Popper's Penguins starring Jim Carrey

“Well, better to smell like fish than a French whorehouse.”

07.18.11 Mixed-Up Taglines – Memorable Trips

Summertime is a fine time for making trips, so we at MovieFanFare were moved—geddit?— to put together a quick quiz. Below are movie titles with their taglines—except they’re wrong. The tags may seem appropriate for the accompanying films but they really belong with another movie from the list.
Can you put the two parts correctly together again? (Quiz after the jump)

07.15.11 Inception

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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“You can go to my stylist; throw on a leather jacket. But there’s only one Leo…got it?!”

07.08.11 The Emperor Jones

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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The Emperor Jones starring The Emperor Jones

This wasn’t the reaction he was hoping for
after asking if he was her first.

06.27.11 Blue Velvet

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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Same sh*t, different day at the Booth household.
When was anything exciting gonna happen?