Jason Marcewicz

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is just blog for MovieFanFare. —Jason

Jason's Posts

11.09.11 The Seventh Seal

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

Goobers or raisinets? He had a big decision to make.
But it wasn’t life or… well, you know.

10.31.11 Bride Of Frankenstein

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

“C’mon, baby. Birds do it. Bees do it. Even reanimated fleas do it!”

10.28.11 It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

Charlie Brown

“I got a rock.
Well, that’s better than the pennies, black licorice,
circus peanuts, raisins, and wax lips that you guys have.”

10.28.11 Objects Of Horror: A MoveFanFare Quiz

It's been awhile since my last visual quiz. Since Halloween is almost upon us I thought I'd do something in that vein.

Sixteen inanimate objects of horror are to follow. Can you name them and the film that they're from? (Answers below.)

10.17.11 The Fly

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

The Fly from 1986

Seth Brundle wonders why the Proactiv isn’t working out.

10.12.11 To Die For

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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Geez, he was sound asleep. What could she possibly want?

10.03.11 Cyrano de Bergerac

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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“You always seem to know when I’m lying. How do you do it?”

09.28.11 Full Metal Jacket

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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It’s OK. He’s a marine. You can trust him.

09.19.11 Thousands Cheer

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
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The mop would have to suffice until his RealDoll arrived.

09.14.11 Yentl

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

Yentl

Yentl’s hosts insisted the dinnerware was Mottahedeh—
so why was there a Dollar Store tag on the bottom?

08.29.11 Lifeboat

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

With all eyes on her, the comment “you look good enough to eat”
suddenly seemed less like a compliment.

08.24.11 The Score

You know the drill. Below is a classic movie photo with Jason’s caption.
You’re encouraged to leave your own suggestion in the comment section below!

The Score Create-A-Caption

De Niro and Norton go over the final plans of
how to hoist Brando out of his seat.